11.
Kris Jenner calling out People for underestimating how much her daughter’s house is worth:
Twitter: @KrisJenner
13.
Kevin Durant’s questions about the sun:
I’m watching the History channel in the club and I’m wondering how do these people kno what’s goin on on the sun..ain’t nobody ever been
Twitter: @KDTrey5
15.
Lady Gaga getting upset about using coupons:
why do people look at me like I’m crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
Twitter: @ladygaga
20.
Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry…in 2014:
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
Twitter: @ParisHilton
22.
Kat McPhee trying to distract the paparazzi:
To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe – Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.
Twitter: @katharinemcphee
33.
Ludacris’s pentration question:
Men if a woman says it’s hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
Twitter: @Ludacris
34.
50 Cent getting mad for having to take out the trash:
I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit
Twitter: @50cent
40.
James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
Twitter: @JamesBlunt
44.
David Schwimmer proving his innocence:
Officers, I swear it wasn’t me.
As you can see, I was in New York.
To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme
Twitter: @DavidSchwimmer
45.
Ariana Grande thinking she was microchipped:
found a piece of confetti on my foot and my genuine, initial reaction was “oh wow, someone must’ve installed this chip in me while i was asleep last night”. happy new year !
Twitter: @ArianaGrande
50.
Cardi B causing drama at her niece’s school:
My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩
Twitter: @iamcardib
55.
Seth Rogen watching Cats:
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
Twitter: @Sethrogen
67.
Bob Saget turning into Danny Tanner:
Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
Twitter: @bobsaget
73.
Camila Mendes facing the reality of her name:
just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she’s a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes
Twitter: @camilamendes
74.
Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:
People keep asking me what’s motivating me to work out. It’s purely selfish. I want to be fine as hell. One more time before I get real old😑
Twitter: @Lesdoggg
75.
And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:
Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under
the porch of the pool house!Sent from my iPhone
Twitter: @reba
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