“Tell Cookie Monster to move it over.”
Earlier this week, a very important early ’00s TV feud took the internet by a storm: Elmo vs. Rocco the rock on Sesame Street.
Yes, you read that right. Here’s a brief explainer for everyone who’s been living under a rock (see what I did there?) — basically, it all started when this clip resurfaced of Elmo losing his mind over a cookie-hogging rock named Rocco:
Along with some more absolutely iconic footage of Elmo losing his cool with Rocco…
And then the king himself broke his silence:
Can’t get any wilder, right? Well, today, the drama continued when actor Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson got involved.
On Wednesday, Elmo blessed us with this petty tweet:
Here’s where The Rock comes in. The actor quoted Elmo’s tweet with this absolutely WILD message for Sesame Street residents:
“Tell Cookie Monster to move it over, cuz I’m coming to Sesame Street to kick ass and eat cookies.”
And then, and then, and THEN!! *Catches my breath* COOKIE MONSTER also chimed in and replied to The Rock:
Sooo…Elmo is feuding with a rock, and Cookie Monster is feuding with The Rock. Well, alrighty, then!!!
This essentially sums up my emotions about this whole roller coaster:
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go back to watching Elmo and Rocco clips to distract myself from the world burning. ✌️