I am never going to emotionally recover from reading this.
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The pride we take in our Hogwarts houses:
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Claiming that we’re “adulting”:
Why do millennials love to be like “Adulting😝”???? like yeah you’re pushing 30 I’d hope you’re adulting
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Our inability to function without coffee:
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The love we feel for pizza:
Not sure how millennials made liking pizza a personality trait but they did and now we’re all forced to live with it
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The hatred we feel for pineapples on pizza:
millennials really out here thinking not liking pineapples on pizza is a personality trait
15.
Our collective desire to be a #girlboss:
18.
Still clinging to the hope that we’ll one day own property:
aging millennials love to stand in a circle and talk about how the real estate bubble is bound burst soon
Twitter: @NeerajKA
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Our interior design sense:
why do millennials buy vintage furniture just to paint white and a hideous pastel instead of revarnishing the wood???? I’m so angry
Twitter: @Arae2201
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Our serious nature:
why do millennials nOT understand ironic text messages ,,, like?? they really think i’d text them “😳💅🏽🤩🥰✨🧚🏽♀️” and be dead serious about it??? what????
Twitter: @spacehaze69
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And finally, our entire essence:
Me, a millennial, reading each and every one of these:
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