15 Hilarious Tweets That Take A Big Dump On The Male Species

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When they only acknowledge the existence of these two continents:


Twitter: @dm4uz3

5.

When they have the audacity to slither back into your life:

dudes be like “sorry i ghosted u 3 months ago for no reason but now i’m loneIy and i know u have a soft spot for me so anyway can u send nudes”

06:11 AM – 25 Feb 2021


Twitter: @fourIoko69

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When they stereotype women as “dramatic” because they don’t know what it means to communicate:


Twitter: @AshleyHammm

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When they think they’re the coolest people at a festival:

dudes be like “festival season ain’t ready for us” like Bonnaroo hasn’t ever seen 4 frat dudes in grateful dead t-shirts split their first tab and lose their shit for 3 hours while camping out the DaBaby stage

10:16 PM – 31 Mar 2021


Twitter: @CommonC_Bass

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When they tell you they’ve been “thinking” about you and it’s the opposite of wholesome:


Twitter: @goIdenjupiter

9.

When they defend the worst people:

dudes be like “yeah i know my friend is a sexual predator and piece of shit but i feel like you’re failing to see past his good qualities, he told a funny joke to me in 2016”

02:36 AM – 24 Sep 2020


Twitter: @Coll3enG

10.

When they’re super sexist/heteronormative about things like clothes and makeup:

dudes be like: “girls have makeup to make themselves look prettier it isn’t fair for us guy😠”

So wear it. Ulta is right there. Get some makeup, ugly. Quickly

02:38 AM – 20 Mar 2021


Twitter: @jasminekazooie

11.

When they might as well just date one of their stoner buddies:

Dudes be like “I want a girl who smoke, listen to music, and play video games” bro it sounds like you want me 😭

08:50 PM – 16 Sep 2021


Twitter: @sp_ceii

14.

When they think they’re being artsy:

white film photographer dudes be like “about to shoot the craziest concept 🤯” and its just a blonde girl being hit by two different primary color led lights on portra 800 and thats it

04:47 AM – 25 Nov 2020


Twitter: @linusnhiscamera