“My controversial opinion is that nobody shot JFK. His head just did that.”
12.
This person who had to deal with some seriously dumb customers:
i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT
Twitter: @sarahrxdriguez
13.
This person who learned that Grimes wasn’t teaching her child how to speak:
just remembered the time grimes told everyone on tiktok that she didn’t know you were supposed to teach your baby words
Twitter: @kittynouveau
37.
This person who thought they came up with a valid excuse to get out of class:
Twitter: @autiotrip
42.
This person who got a very real answer from a doctor:
i got botox and i asked the dr “how many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like “zero. you’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox.”
Twitter: @baddanadanabad
43.
This person who did a romantic gesture of their girlfriend, which ended quite unromantically:
I surprised my Girlfriend at work this morning.
Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck
She Laughed and said “Mike stop you know we’re at work”
My name is Brandon
Twitter: @B2daJay