51 People Who Got Responses They Couldnt Predict In A Million, Gazillion Years

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“My controversial opinion is that nobody shot JFK. His head just did that.”

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This person who got a compliment…kinda:

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This person who got a text from their date while ON the date:

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This person who had to deal with some seriously dumb customers:

i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and asked “vaccine for what”…… WHAT DO YOU MEAN VACCINE FOR WHAT

01:26 AM – 11 Aug 2021


Twitter: @sarahrxdriguez

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This person who learned that Grimes wasn’t teaching her child how to speak:

just remembered the time grimes told everyone on tiktok that she didn’t know you were supposed to teach your baby words

12:11 AM – 27 Sep 2021


Twitter: @kittynouveau

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This person who was trying to correct someone’s mistake:

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This person who thought they had a genius, brand-new idea:

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This person who tried to make a thoughtful message:

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This person whose mom was soooo misinformed about texting lingo:

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This person who was asked for cleaning advice:

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This person who was excited to talk about her newborn:

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This person who asked for someone’s home address:

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This person who unintentionally angered a Grubhub driver:

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This person whose corny pickup line backfired:

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This person who texted their crush before their date:

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This person who asked someone out and got their answer in an unusual way:

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This person who tried to return a missed call:

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This person who asked a question and got BRUTAL honesty:

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This person who put their heart on the line and probably wished they didn’t:

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This person who got rejected in the worst way possible:

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This person who was used for content creation:

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This person who tried to get some pity compliments:

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This person who thought they came up with a valid excuse to get out of class:


Twitter: @autiotrip

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This person who didn’t always have their boyfriend’s sense of humor:


Twitter: @Uosipaw

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This person who got a very real answer from a doctor:

i got botox and i asked the dr “how many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like “zero. you’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox.”

03:56 AM – 23 Jul 2021


Twitter: @baddanadanabad

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This person who did a romantic gesture of their girlfriend, which ended quite unromantically:

I surprised my Girlfriend at work this morning.

Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck

She Laughed and said “Mike stop you know we’re at work”

My name is Brandon

02:11 PM – 07 Jun 2019


Twitter: @B2daJay

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This person who made a very wrong assumption:

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And this person who messaged the wrong person, but got the right advice: