39 Things That Absolutely Everyone Does But No One Ever Talks About

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If you don’t do at least 10 of these things, I don’t trust you.

2.

Or retype keyboard smashes or “sjsjsjdjs” because it doesn’t look right:

does anyone else sometimes retype their ‘sjsjdjs’ because the letters didn’t seem to fit that well together or is it just me

08:16 PM – 17 Nov 2018


Twitter: @regalchim

3.

Hide our undergarments under our clothes at the doctor’s office:

Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you

10:14 PM – 26 Dec 2020


Twitter: @SamanthaaaReece

5.

Rewind a song back to the good part because someone talked to us when the best part was playing:

When someone starts speaking to u but u just missed the best part or the song.. https://t.co/YBc9b57m6t

12:04 PM – 16 Feb 2020


Twitter: @celebrityurban

7.

Start speaking as soon as we sense a sex scene coming on while watching TV with our parents:

my parents me trying to
watching the sex distract them
scene that came by telling them
out of nowhere about my day

06:54 AM – 27 Dec 2020


Twitter: @cinedilf

8.

Get way too inspired and start planning entire career paths in the middle of the night:

does anyone else get ideas for random career paths that they are in no way qualified for late at night or just me

01:13 AM – 12 Jan 2021


Twitter: @emilypacifier

9.

Get weird anxiety about going to a new place so you check the new place’s tag on Instagram to see what people are wearing:

Does anyone else go on the location tag on Instagram for the bar/restaurant you’re going to so you can see what everyone else wears to pick your outfit or is it just me hahahaha

11:39 AM – 13 Dec 2020


Twitter: @sashadeann

10.

Set alarms that are like eight minutes away just to get a few extra minutes of sleep:


Twitter: @ashakiiii

12.

Spend our entire lives deleting emails rather than going through and unsubscribing from lists:

hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life

09:34 PM – 06 Jun 2021


Twitter: @ben_rosen

13.

Buy a pair of athletic shorts at age 14 and somehow still end up with them 10 years later:

why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships

02:35 PM – 14 May 2021


Twitter: @dietz_meredith

18.

Serve as the family’s unofficial IMDb for every time your dad nudges your mom and goes, “where have we seen that actor before?”:


Twitter: @diegosknife

21.

Pull out our phone to do something, then completely forget to do it:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

01:05 AM – 13 Feb 2019


Twitter: @sarahmaloneyxx

25.

Or add “lol” to the end of a serious text so it doesn’t seem *too* serious:

Does anyone else put lol at the end of every sentence just to make sure you don’t sound too serious or rude? lol

09:58 PM – 13 Mar 2019


Twitter: @RawBeautyKristi

31.

Save our appetite (probably too much) because we’re SO excited for a certain meal:

Does anyone else purposely not eat for ages when you know your getting a takeaway or going for dinner later so that you can be starving to get the maximum level of enjoyment when eating it ? or am I just weird :/

08:49 AM – 24 Dec 2018


Twitter: @jessfraserr1

32.

Stalk ourselves on Instagram after a crush or someone new follows us:

does anyone else stalk through their own insta when someone new follows u so you can see exactly what they’re seeing??

06:23 PM – 07 Apr 2018


Twitter: @JessBelll1

33.

Get curious about a scary movie but get too scared to watch it, so just look up the plot on Wikipedia:

Do u ever be like “damn that movie looks crazy. But its too scary.. ill just read the wikipedia.”?

12:52 AM – 21 Apr 2020


Twitter: @chancetherapper

35.

Get “sun guilt”:

Does anyone else have sun guilt. Like if I’m not sat in the sun on a sunny day I feel so guilty and uncomfortable all day until I cave and sit in the sun lol

12:25 PM – 01 Jun 2021


Twitter: @megjacks_

36.

Convince ourselves our low balance is a mistake and check all our transactions only to find we’re responsible for every one:

when u look thru ur recent transactions tryin to find a mistake but theres no mistake cus it was u, it was all u

09:45 PM – 01 Jun 2019


Twitter: @mikewalker3000

38.

And then just lay down in your towel for like an hour after you get out:

i probably have wasted so much time in my life just sitting about naked in a towel after a shower w no motivation

06:33 PM – 05 May 2019


Twitter: @neveeferguson

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