“There is no ‘i’ in ‘happyness.'”
22.
This person who thought the sinking of the Titanic was completely fictional:
30.
This person who thought someone was throwing avocados on their lawn:
Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree
35.
This person who embarrassingly did not learn from experience: