2.
It’s also impossible to hum while holding your nose.
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If you count from 1 to 1,000,000 your lips won’t touch until you reach 1,000,000.
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The longest word you can type on the top row of your keyboard is “typewriter“.
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And every odd number has an “E”:
8.
And so is the “ea” in “tea.”
12.
If you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds just like Pac-Man.
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There’s only one word in the English language that ends in “mt”. That word is “dreamt”.
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And while we’re at it, Mr. Clean’s full name is Veritably Clean.
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19.
Not once in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme does it mention that he’s an egg.
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The number “69” comes up a lot over the course of the first million digits of Pi. 9,885 times, to be exact.
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22.
These two basically mean the same thing:
25.
If you say “Jesus” backwards it sounds like “sausage.”
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26.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
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27.
There have been studies that show that goats, like us, have accents.
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31.
Mount Everest is 29,032 feet long, or, if you prefer, about 46452 #2 pencils long.
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The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.
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“Eleven Plus Two” is an anagram of “Twelve Plus One”. Both phrases also add up to 13.
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And, finally, the world is just a big ol’ cat playing with Australia:
flat-earther: [opens mouth]
me: did you know the world is actually just a cat playing with Australia??
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