3.
Why is all the world a TikTok stage?
4.
Like seriously, why all the dancing?
7.
Also, what’s up with using the sparkles emoji for ✨emphasis✨ every chance you get?
8.
Why do you insist on documenting your pain?
10.
Why are your IG grids completely bare?
11.
And why are your captions so cryptic?
12.
And then why do you insist you’re “public figures”?
13.
How come we’re no longer allowed on social media because we aren’t 12?
14.
And then apparently, you don’t even wanna be there either???
17.
Please, tell us how you somehow eluded the dreaded “awkward phase.”
21.
If you’re gonna be emo, can you at least put some respect on our names?
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Who’s the ACTUAL main character?
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And why do you never smile in said selfies?
28.
Why are y’all walking around looking like a bunch of parentheses?
29.
What’s up with your obsession with caterpillar brows?
30.
Why do the 90s seem so appealing?
32.
How are you all able to flame us with just a single sentence?
33.
And finally, why all this Millennial hate when the true enemy still walks among us?
Gen Z, if you have any answers, feel free to ✨ chime in. ✨