I’ve made a huge mistake.
Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced…
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The true mark of adulthood:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it’s, like, a really good box.
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The final brush:
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
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The time double-check:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
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The hidden hill breathing:
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
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The quadruple overpack:
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they’re gone?
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The immediate ignore:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
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The most extreme sport:
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The out of body experience:
Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??
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The song squeeze:
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that’s 2 minutes away
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The synchronized breathing:
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The super-stupid question:
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The google of shame:
When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months
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The sacrificial sleep:
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The worst sight to behold:
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The security anxiety:
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can’t remember
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The shower envy:
i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
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And the ol’ towel excuse:
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