me: any ideas for dinner?
wife: I don’t know…maybe P-I-Z-Z-A?
son: I KNOW YOU’RE SPELLING!
me: sure, or what about T-A-C-O-S?
son: I’M IN KINDERGARTEN NOW! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!!
me: o podemos ordenar comida china?
son: WHAT WAS THAT??? WE’RE NOT LEARNING THAT!!!