9.
Tesco cashier: That’ll be £78.49
Me: I have a club card.
Tesco cashier: Why didn’t you say so?! That’s £2.85. In fact it’s free. No in fact, we owe you money. Take the contents of the cash register.
Twitter: @MONR0WE
15.
Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.
Twitter: @joannamont
18.
6yo (to her crying brother): “It’s okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad.”
Me: “Oh darling, that’s so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?”
6yo: “I hit him.”#mumlife
Twitter: @elspells13
27.
Sure, Perrie from Little Mix announcing the birth of her child yesterday and Leigh Anne announcing twins today sounds sweet, but if members of the band continue to reproduce at a similar doubling rate, there will be over 2.5 billion Little Mix children by the middle of next month
Twitter: @JoeStephenson96
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