Funny people who are also really, really cynical…this one’s for you.
Hello, friends! Would you like to laugh a lot, but also feel kind of sad and empty inside afterward? Maybe even a little hopeless? Yes? Well, this is the post for you.
2.
I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said “well we got a box ‘a Joe right here” and that didn’t make her laugh
Twitter: @RemmyBux
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I love the stock market because when it goes up we get nothing but when it goes down we all lose our jobs. Except during a pandemic when it goes up and we still lose our jobs
Twitter: @yeoldedad
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Capitalism: good news! with technology we can produce more with half the work.
Workers: cool! so we only have to work half the hours?
Capital: …
Workers: we get paid double?
Capital: …
Workers: we retire sooner?
Capital: …
Workers: …
Capital: btw, we rolled back your pensions
Twitter: @existentialcoms
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