Honestly, I’m still kinda scared.
As kids, we were convinced…
1.
The Bermuda Triangle is not only VERY real, but it will have a VERY big impact on your life:
2.
Tearing off the mattress tag is a capital offense:
3.
If you swallow a seed, a plant is going to grow in your body:
4.
Skunks will get you… eventually:
5.
Man-eating plants are going to hunt you down:
6.
Quicksand will be a GIGANTIC issue in your small Northeast town:
7.
You’re going to accidentally eat silica gel and poison yourself:
8.
A murderer is hiding right behind that shower curtain:
9.
If you don’t think quick you’re going to get your shoe sucked into the escalator:
10.
If you turn on a light in a car, the car will immediately crash:
11.
Demons will appear if you don’t keep your eyes open in the shower:
12.
And demons always come out RIGHT after the light goes out when you’re running up stairs:
13.
Meteors will be a MAJOR thing:
14.
You gotta watch out for booby traps around every corner:
15.
Someone is always trying to read your mind:
16.
Your face will get stuck like THAT if you keep doing THAT:
17.
And so will your eyes:
20.
Gum will never leave your stomach:
21.
The moon is following you:
22.
One day, you’ll be forced to write in cursive every single day for the rest of your life:
24.
Bugs are gonna climb up in ya:
25.
Your hand is going to get stuck in this table forever:
26.
And one day, you’ll just randomly blow up:
Note: obviously, quicksand, meteors, and freak accidents can be dangerous. This is an entertainment post, not a dissertation, king.
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