22 Extremely Annoying Students Literally Every Single Teacher Has Had In Their Classroom Before

You know exactly who they are.

2.

The kid who never, ever listens:

3.

The kid who thinks they can magically get an A:

*Student is missing 10 assignments
*Student does not pay attention in class
*Student does not attend help sessions

Student in the last week of December: How can I get an ‘A’?

Me:

06:05 PM – 15 Dec 2018


Twitter: @teachergoals

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The kid who never asks questions when you want them to:

5.

The kid who thinks it’s cool to use a pencil like this:

6.

The kid who never misses an opportunity to share some info no one gives a hoot about:

7.

The kid who thinks this is an excuse:

8.

The kid who just screams all the time:

9.

The kid who thinks what there mom says has literally anything to do with what the teacher says:

10.

The kid who has the loudest mic in existence:

11.

The kid who thinks what other teachers say makes any kind of difference in your class:

13.

The kid who always points out the food you have:

14.

The kid whose desk always looks like this:

16.

The kid who is always cracking their back on this kind of chair:

18.
The kid who spends most of their classroom time getting the perfect point on a pencil:

19.
The kid never, ever has a pencil:

20.
The kid who always thinks this is funny:

21.
The kid who always calls you out on every little flub:

22.

The kid who makes you say this all the time:

*waits for class to be silent*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me:
“It’s your time you’re wasting, not mine.”

01:39 PM – 15 Nov 2018


Twitter: @mrtooze

Wait, that’s all of them.