You know exactly who they are.
2.
The kid who never, ever listens:
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The kid who thinks they can magically get an A:
*Student is missing 10 assignments
*Student does not pay attention in class
*Student does not attend help sessionsStudent in the last week of December: How can I get an ‘A’?
Me:
Twitter: @teachergoals
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The kid who never asks questions when you want them to:
5.
The kid who thinks it’s cool to use a pencil like this:
6.
The kid who never misses an opportunity to share some info no one gives a hoot about:
7.
The kid who thinks this is an excuse:
8.
The kid who just screams all the time:
9.
The kid who thinks what there mom says has literally anything to do with what the teacher says:
10.
The kid who has the loudest mic in existence:
11.
The kid who thinks what other teachers say makes any kind of difference in your class:
13.
The kid who always points out the food you have:
14.
The kid whose desk always looks like this:
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The kid who is always cracking their back on this kind of chair:
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The kid who makes you say this all the time:
*waits for class to be silent*
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say itMe:
“It’s your time you’re wasting, not mine.”
Twitter: @mrtooze
Wait, that’s all of them.