*smells the faint scent of clementine from the back of the classroom*
3.
The fact that there was always one (1) kid peeling a goddamn clementine in the back of the class:
Twitter: @big_smoke100
5.
Getting pulled out of class for some 1-on-1 time and gaining nothing from it whatsoever:
Twitter: @iAintFunnyHo
9.
The level of celebrity that came with leaving class early for a doctor’s appointment:
Twitter: @hoemoticon
10.
Everyone learned about The Birds and the Bees™ from the fifth graders in the back of the bus:
my mom never gave me the sex talk she just sent me to public school every day on the bus and hoped for the best
Twitter: @talliesinyoung
11.
Everyone’s English department looked like this, and you can’t tell me otherwise!!!
Twitter: @local__mom
13.
This relatable ID that makes so much sense when you think about it on a psychological level:
all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class
Twitter: @holy_schnitt
19.
And lastly, this universal warning that fell flat:
all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college
that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁
Twitter: @Sadcrib