We’re all just living in a simulation.
4.
Feeling like Q should be lower down:
Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
Twitter: @i_zzzzzz
5.
Your family falling apart while you play Wii:
it’s so sad that’s kids will never know the simple pleasure of playing Wii Sports tennis on a Saturday afternoon in 2006 while you parents yell about getting a divorce in the other room
Twitter: @natisnotlame
6.
Judging bros in Vegas:
Dudes be like “Vegas ain’t ready for us” like Vegas ain’t ever seen 4 dudes in a Macy’s button down split a room at Golden Nugget & wait 3 hours in the club line just to drink a bud light, post a story and then lose $35 on a BlackJack table on the way back to the room
Twitter: @thega1nz
7.
The “academically gifted” to generalized anxiety pipeline:
Kids who grew up “academically gifted” are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors
There is no in between
Twitter: @kindofsquishy
8.
Men having ridiculously high standards:
dudes will be like “wheres my big tiddy gf with a small waist that watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be both my mom and my therapist” meanwhile theyre just some guy
Twitter: @perfectsweeties
10.
Late night convos at the glass table on the patio:
11.
Feeling embarrassed while holding something too big for your bag:
Dunno why I feel shame at basic things, carrying my loaf through town cause I can’t fit it into my bag and I just feel like people are pointing going “AH HA HERE COMES LOAF BOY, YOU FUCKING STUPID BREADY GHOUL” while I just cry and scuttle away like the yeasty fool I am
Twitter: @alexgrannelluno
14.
Polar opposites getting married:
There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
Twitter: @dadmann_walking
15.
Accepting dreams as your reality in the moment:
dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”
Twitter: @mnateshyamalan
16.
Starting a full-on trilogy as a kid:
When you were 11 did you hand-write 3 chapters of the first book of a planned trilogy and then completely forget about it until you discovered the notebook as an adult and were horrified or were you normal
Twitter: @librarylydia
17.
Feeling like no one respects your sleep:
i swear i’m the only person alive who respects when people are sleeping. literally nobody else gives a shit. they’ll blast music, turn the lights on, decide to watch a movie on my bed, start the lawnmower, like how tf did you even get this lawnmower in my room and why
Twitter: @squidslippers