5.
When they have the audacity to slither back into your life:
dudes be like “sorry i ghosted u 3 months ago for no reason but now i’m loneIy and i know u have a soft spot for me so anyway can u send nudes”
Twitter: @fourIoko69
6.
When they stereotype women as “dramatic” because they don’t know what it means to communicate:
Twitter: @AshleyHammm
7.
When they think they’re the coolest people at a festival:
dudes be like “festival season ain’t ready for us” like Bonnaroo hasn’t ever seen 4 frat dudes in grateful dead t-shirts split their first tab and lose their shit for 3 hours while camping out the DaBaby stage
Twitter: @CommonC_Bass
8.
When they tell you they’ve been “thinking” about you and it’s the opposite of wholesome:
Twitter: @goIdenjupiter
9.
When they defend the worst people:
dudes be like “yeah i know my friend is a sexual predator and piece of shit but i feel like you’re failing to see past his good qualities, he told a funny joke to me in 2016”
Twitter: @Coll3enG
10.
When they’re super sexist/heteronormative about things like clothes and makeup:
dudes be like: “girls have makeup to make themselves look prettier it isn’t fair for us guy😠”
So wear it. Ulta is right there. Get some makeup, ugly. Quickly
Twitter: @jasminekazooie
11.
When they might as well just date one of their stoner buddies:
Dudes be like “I want a girl who smoke, listen to music, and play video games” bro it sounds like you want me 😭
Twitter: @sp_ceii
14.
When they think they’re being artsy:
white film photographer dudes be like “about to shoot the craziest concept 🤯” and its just a blonde girl being hit by two different primary color led lights on portra 800 and thats it
Twitter: @linusnhiscamera